Must have something to do with the moon.”įTA is short for failure to appear for a court date. “We’ve got lots of bonds posted, but nobody’s jumping.
“What do you mean, there are no FTAs? There are always FTAs.” I had my hands palms down on Connie Rosolli’s desk, my feet planted wide, and hard as I tried, I couldn’t keep my voice from sounding like it was coming out of Minnie Mouse. My rent was due, and Trenton had run out of scofflaws.
What I was feeling at the moment was desperate. Figuratively speaking, of course.Īt the moment I wasn’t feeling nearly so vulnerable.
Okay, maybe it’s not like that for all enforcement agents, but I frequently feel like my privates are alfresco. And it’s about wearing a lot of bravado on the outside when you’re really operating without underpants. And being a bail enforcement agent is sort of like being bare-bottom Barbie. I’m a bail enforcement agent now-also known as a fugitive apprehension agent, also known as a bounty hunter. On the outside, she’d look like the perfect lady. When I was a little girl I used to dress Barbie up without underpants.
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